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Vince: Well this really has been an impressive match so far...Tomko and Edge already eliminated.

The King: So set aside the rumble for now, what is this big announcment you have for us tonight?

Vince: Well it will be comming up after I announce the new Genaral Manager of Main Event also known as "Owner of Main Event".

The King: Oh yeah...so who is it going to be?

Vince: Wait King, looks like Stiener and Kidman have recieved blows.

The King: Oh man, looks like Kidman has a handfull. So Vince I have to know....was it Stiener on the list?

Vince: To tell the truth....no...

The King: OH, Kidman was just elimenated!!

Vince: Well it looks like I should have put his name on the list in the first place, but the truth is he can elimenate guys and be in this match but if he is the last person in this ring tonight...he wont be able to go on to fight for the title.

The King: Why's that?

Vince: Would you look at that, Regal is getting double teamed by Shawn and Nash...it seems they have had eachothers back threw this whole match.

The King: Well they are like brothers, but did you hear them eirlyer?, they said somthing about a plan...what could it be?

Vince: I have no idea, but I probaly wont get to see, since tonight I will be turning Main Event over to the new owner I wont be able to see the plan, and really im pretty happy about it, because I wont have to deal with it.

Vince: I cant believe this, it looked like Ted just let himself get eliminated...

The King: Well he didnt put up much of a fight but he looks a little mad.

Vince: Well Stiener kicking Christian out of the ring, he isnt eliminated.

The King: Yeah but here comes Kurt and it looks like he is about to eliminate Stiener!

Vince: Look Stiener was thrown over but he didnt hit the ground.

The King: Ha ha, he landed right on christian. Cmon Kurt turn around!

The King: Well looks like Kurt didnt see but now Stiener has the advantage.

Vince: Yeah well Stiener is a smart man, and seeing that he didnt touch the ground gave him an oppurtunity to strike back at Kurt.

Vince: Wait what is he doing?...it looks like....he...I dont believe what im seeing.

The King: Well I dont know what he's doing either, he's getting back out of the ring...ha ha

Vince: Wait a minute..Regal was just thrown out by Nash and Michaels.

Vince: Well it looks like Regal has been eliminated, looks like Nash and Michaels are a dominate team in this rumble tonight...

The King: Christian is also getting back in the ring.

The King: Ha ha...and there he goes...Christian now has been eliminated, well hey look stiener is comming over here.

Stiener:Hand me a headset...

Vince: You know you have to get back into the Battle Royal...

Stiener: Yeah well I thought I would hide out over here and then get back in...and since none of the refs are doing anything about...and no one seems to mind...then nothing bad will happen to them...do any of you have a problem with it?

Vince: Well I cant do anything about it anyway.

Stiener: good...

Vince: But I will be Announcing the new GM tonight so he can handle it.

The King: Look out Nash is right behind you Angle.

Vince: Well I guess I was wrong about Angle, he cares to much about posing for the crowed then winning the rumble.

Scott Stiener: I could take them all out if I wanted to, but its easyier this way....

Vince: Look Stiener you need to get back into the battle royal.

The King: Vince!! Kurt was eliminated and Nash and Michaels is the last two men...!!

The King: Kurt is trying to go back into the ring, Shawn is holding back Nash.

Vince: GET KURT OUT OF HERE!!

Scott Stiener: Ok thats my Cue....

The King: Look at Stiener, he is waiting for Nash and Michaels to turn away....

Vince: Like I said if he wins he wont go on to win....

Vince: THATS HIM....THATS THE LEGAL MAN!!

The King: Oh my god! Its Batista!!! Stiener and Batista are jumping into the ring.

Vince: Batista going for the Batista Bomb!

The King: Nash is attacking Stiener....Nash help Shawn!

The King: Nash got to Shawn in time, Batista didnt make the Batista Bomb.

Vince: Where was Batista? How come he came out so late?

The King: Well it doesnt matter now because he is here now, and he is cleaning house....

The King: Batista Threw Nash over, but he cought himself on the apron....

Vince: Nash better stay in if he wants to help Shawn.....

The King: Sweet Chin Music on Stiener!!!

Vince: Stiener has been eliminated, thank god....

The King: Now Shawn just has to get to Nash in time to save him.....

The King: Nash and Batista throwing blows to eachother....

Vince: Batista Blocked his punch that cant be good....

The King: OH NO!! Nash has just been eliminated....Shawn didnt get to him in time...he now has to face Batista on his own....

Vince: Wait a minute look at Shawn....

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